Politics

Those who are easily offended, stop reading now
Me: Ooh, a disclaimer, this will be fun...
Daniel: Well, I believe in a government system where there is more incentive for the free market.
Me: I completely agree except for the thing about a "free market"; why live in a society where just because you are smart, you succeed. I believe in a society where everyone is beaten and oppressed. The intelligent a.k.a. the government workers, will be rewarded with less beatings, it's the perfect system.
Swifty: If we just look at what a majority of the people want, it should be right.
Daniel: Remember slavery, most people thought that was right.
Me: I hate the idea of shackling an innocent person up because of the color of their skin. I believe in equality for all.
Daniel: Wow, that was unexpected. You disapprove slavery?
Me: No, it's just that we enslaved people by race. We should just enslave everyone no matter what the color of their skin. With that, you could promote industry just by whipping people. It's that simple.
Daniel: Well... I guess that is technically equality.
Me: It is more equal than your current society. With all of your Affirmative Action and crap.

Description of this Web Log

Daniel: This Web Log is an account of the facets of my personality with the voices in my head.
Me: Call it a Blog you pedant!
Vince Felts: Well, Web Log is the proper name, as the word "Blog" comes from the dropping of the "we" from the word web.
Juan Balboa: I agree with...
Me: SHUT UP YOU IDIOT!
Juan Balboa: Oh come on, I'm a helicopter pilot, I'm one of the...
Me: Just because you can fly one of the most complicated machines in the world doesn't mean you're smart.
Swifty: Hey, Daniel, Vince, do you two want some popcorn for this?
Daniel: Yeah, sure.
Juan Balboa (pulling out sidearm): Stop arguing with me.
Me (pulling out .44 Magnum): Alright, let's switch to bullets.
Swifty: Hello, 911, two people are about to shoot each other. *BANG* Never mind, two people just shot each other.