Daniel: This Web Log is an account of the facets of my personality with the voices in my head.
Me: Call it a Blog you pedant!
Vince Felts: Well, Web Log is the proper name, as the word "Blog" comes from the dropping of the "we" from the word web.
Juan Balboa: I agree with...
Me: SHUT UP YOU IDIOT!
Juan Balboa: Oh come on, I'm a helicopter pilot, I'm one of the...
Me: Just because you can fly one of the most complicated machines in the world doesn't mean you're smart.
Swifty: Hey, Daniel, Vince, do you two want some popcorn for this?
Daniel: Yeah, sure.
Juan Balboa (pulling out sidearm): Stop arguing with me.
Me (pulling out .44 Magnum): Alright, let's switch to bullets.
Swifty: Hello, 911, two people are about to shoot each other. *BANG* Never mind, two people just shot each other.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment